Weird. Loner. Dork. Bookworm. It doesn't matter to me what you call me. I find you amusing. Especially the conversations you think I don't hear.
I have news for you. As loud as you are and as much attention as you like to get, it is kind of hard to ignore you.
Sometimes, I listen to you because your conversations are fascinating, but mostly just because you're impossible to drown out.